23rd
this morning at breakfast we got on the subject of shirtlessness.
at the very end of the night the night before our friend who had thrown up on herself took off her shirt while sitting in the van she was about to be whisked away in & handed it to the driver who then discarded it in the parking lot in front of the Keyport bar.
it was believed by those at the breakfast table this morning that the woman was wearing a bra underneath - this conversation led to a discussion about the legalities of women not wearing shirts - whether it is condsidered indecent exposure etc etc.
men with back hair and actual boobs can be out cutting the grass.
so…
why not women?
right?
it’s been decided 2448 is a top optional place anymore.
I hearby kick this etiquette rebellion off
as vain as it may seem
now girls - you try it!
(p.s. - I’m headed to the keyport now to try and find that shirt so I can send it to her…
last night was a bachelorette party with a theme - disco - so the shirt is a black sequenced sleeveless number
the girl who was wearing it obviously had too much to drink and was throwing up
later in the night she was trying to hug people goodnight
she had forgotten she had puked or was blacked out or something
and she keep telling everybody she was sorry her shirt smelled like puke - and that it wasn’t her puke…she couldn’t figure out who puked on her tho…
yeah - I’m turning 35 this week)
